There’s probably a janitor at Area 51 who’s seen everything.
"I hope you meet the right people in 2016, those who will appreciate you and won’t take you for granted. But if you happen to come across people who just want to use you, I hope you know when to walk away."
– TW (via misjudgments)
Liam for the Diesel campaign.
Today, I fucked up… in court
So this morning I was in court disputing a traffic ticket when I called the judge “your majesty”…
I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.
Today, I fucked up… by being a wiseass to a Canadian Border Agent
At the Canadian border, driving to Vancouver from Seattle with friends:
Canadian Border Agent: “Gentlemen, do you have any drugs, firearms, or dangerous materials in the vehicle?“
I lean out the window towards the officer and whisper: ‘Yeah, sure man, whaddaya need?"
Result = a 4 hour delay for being a wiseass.
Detail at Elie Saab A/W 2015-16 Haute Couture Collection.
